Supervillain Poison Ivy was sleeping one night when she was awakened by her companion Harley Quinn. She looked up and saw Harley looking excited, holding a large juicy, squirming earthworm about an inch above Ivy’s bare chest. Harley was having trouble keeping her grip on the worm. Ivy spoke in her sultry voice.
Ivy: Harley, you have my full attention! What can I do for you?
Harley: Gee Red, you’re so beautiful! I brought you this earthworm. It’s yours. There are a lot of them outside.
Ivy: Your pretty hot yourself. Thanks. I love earthworms. They do so much for plants.
After a half hour Ivy was getting ready to rescue a bunch of flooded out earthworms. It was raining very hard. Both Ivy and Harley went out and rescued the worms gathered outside their door. And they collected them in two containers. Back inside now.
Ivy: Now we will keep our little friends damp and dark until its time to set the free!
Harley: Do you want me to guard them Red?
Ivy: We don’t need to do that. It’s time for us to go to bed.
The next morning Ivy and Harley headed out into their yard carrying the earthworms and some newspapers.
Ivy: We’ll put a few worms here and cover them with a newspaper and work our way around the yard.
