The Guardian

Based on The Guardian by digitald400 in Deviantart

Caren : Valeria's guardian.
Valeria" Caren's teenage ward
Riquelme: Villainess

Caren's parents came to the South American country as children from Europe following WWII.  She was born into a poor family.  Her parents died when she was 13 years old, leaving her on her own.  She joined a gang and was involved in some criminal activity.  She was arrested at age 14. The judge felt she had some good qualities and referred her to Valeria's parents.

Valeria, age 9, needed someone to stay with her and keep her safe. Caren was sent over to her new place. Caren shared a bedroom with Valeria. Sometimes Valeria would crawl into Caren's bed at night and sleep with her.  Valeria was desperate for love.  Unfortunately Caren was vulnerable, and needed love but kept her feelings hidden.  She would pretend to be asleep so Valeria could stay in her bed.

Caren went to school with the servant's children while Valeria was at school.  They both did well. One night Valeria asked Caren which she would prefer crawling on her bare chest, earthworms or slugs.

Caren: What a terrible question! I don't want anything crawling on me!

Valeria: That's what makes it fun! Its just a question.

Caren: (Sighs) Okay, I would prefer earthworms!

Valeria: Why earthworms?

Caren: They are just cold and wet. Slugs are slimy.

Valeria: So let it be writen, so let it be done!

(Caren gasps and puts her hand on her chest)

Valeria: Don't be so serious.  Its just a game!

 When Valeria was age 16 her parents were murdered at Riquelme's orders.  Their will designated Caren as Valeria's guardian. Caren, age 21 was tasked with raising Valeria. Riquelme announced that she wanted Valeria killed too. She was desperate for love and reassurance from Caren.  Caren felt a heavy responsibility for Valeria and tried to discipline her.

Valeria tested Caren many times and could be bratty.  She ran away from home and Caren tracked her down. They had an angry confrontation. Caren insisted that she didn't hate Valeria and wanted her to come home.  Soon both were in tears when Caren confessed her love for Valeria.  Valeria said she loved Caren too.  They hugged and wept.

Enroute to their new home Valeria said: "Now we can get breast implants!"

Caren:  I'm satisfied with my body. Besides you have to be at least 18 to get breast implants!

Valeria: I'm flat chested.  Wouldn't you like to be bigger?

Caren: I've never thought about it. You're beautiful as you are!

Valeria:  You like the way I look?

Caren:  Definately!  I would'nt change a hair on your head!  Wait until you're 18 and maybe you could talk me into it!

Valeria: (Sighs) That's two whole years!

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn and the earthworms

Supervillain Poison Ivy was sleeping one night when she was awakened by her companion Harley Quinn. She looked up and saw Harley looking excited, holding a large juicy, squirming earthworm about an inch above Ivy’s bare chest. Harley was having trouble keeping her grip on the worm. Ivy spoke in her sultry voice.

Ivy: Harley, you have my full attention! What can I do for you?

Harley: Gee Red, you’re so beautiful! I brought you this earthworm. It’s yours. There are a lot of them outside.

Ivy: Your pretty hot yourself. Thanks. I love earthworms. They do so much for plants.

After a half hour Ivy was getting ready to rescue a bunch of flooded out earthworms. It was raining very hard. Both Ivy and Harley went out and rescued the worms gathered outside their door. And they collected them in two containers. Back inside now.

Ivy: Now we will keep our little friends damp and dark until its time to set the free!

Harley: Do you want me to guard them Red?

Ivy: We don’t need to do that. It’s time for us to go to bed.

The next morning Ivy and Harley headed out into their yard carrying the earthworms and some newspapers.

Ivy: We’ll put a few worms here and cover them with a newspaper and work our way around the yard.

Let me entertain you!

The death of Red Sonja

Red Sonja was captured by her arch enemy, Kulan Gath while she was traveling alone.  She knew she must die and dreaded the horrors she would face first.

It began with her being tortured with hot coals.  The tormentor started off by plunging the hot coal into Sonja's body so she would know what awaited her before questioning.  She tried not not to shriek in agony and horror.  But shriek she did.  She could smell her burning flesh.

Tormentor:  My master says to have fun with you.

He pokes her flesh five more times.  She shrieks five more times.  Then sobbing she said:

Sonja:  Please, just question me!  I'll tell you what I know!

Tormentor:  Poor Sonja!  Don't be in such a hurry!  A good interrogation session takes time!  Just let the pain sink in for a moment!

The torment was severe.  She continued to sob and cry out from time to time.

Tormentor:  Now, my dear Sonja!  Are you an enemy of my master?

Sonja:  Yes!

Sonja gets another taste of the hot coal.  She screamed again.

Sonja:  I, I, I told you the truth!

Tormentor:  Its not going to be so easy for you!  Are you an enemy of my master?

Sonja:  Please, please, please, I am Kulan Gath's enemy!

Her interrogation went on like this for some time.  Kulan Gath was watching his enemy suffer.  He said the interrogation was over and she was guilty of waging war on him.  He sentenced her to death.  Salve was put on her burns and she was placed in a cell with straw on the floor.  She was allowed to rest for a week.

The time had come.  She was led out of her cell and taken outside.  She climbed the scaffolding and walked to the stake.  She positioned herself to be bound to the stake.  She was bound very securely.  She noted the huge crowd gathered to witness her execution.  Twigs were piled up around her.

Kulan Gath:  My dear Queen Sonja you may now make a statement before I light the fire.

Sonja:  My Lord Kulan Gath.  I accept my fate and will now be burned at the stake.

Kulan Gath:  Well spoken my Queen.  I now light the fire!

Kulan Gath lit the fire and the twigs burst into flames.  Sonja wailed, cried and sighed for about 45 minutes until she finally died.  The fire was allowed to finish consuming her body.  He gloated.

Sonja found herself back in Kulan Gath's fortress.  She realised she was a ghost.  She was grateful to no longer be in pain.  She tried to leave the fortress but was trapped inside.  A spirit messenger told her that she was bound there by her hate for Kulan Gath.  To move on she would have to let go of the hate.

She said that she had an urgent message to give.  The messenger allowed her one appearance.  She appears to Vampirella, her lover.

Vampirella:  My beloved Sonja, what has happened to you?

Sonja:  Dearest Vampy, I have been tortured and burned at the stake by Kulan Gath! (both women begin to weep).  You are my successor.  I have named you to be the guardian of my only relative a two-rear old nephew, an orphan.  You are the Queen Regent for my kingdom.

Vampirella:  Oh, honey I'm so sorry!

Sonja:  I need you to immediately go to my fortress and tell them what has happened.  You must lead my army out to meet Kulan Gath's army and battle them!

Vampirella:  I will do so my beloved!

Sonja:  Thank you!  I must go now!

Sonja vanishes from Vampirella's presence.  She telles the messenger that Queen Vampirella will love her nephew and her people.  Sonja keeps Kulan Gath from leaving his fortress as long as she could.  She was completely exhausted and released him and sought sanctuary in the darkest place in the castle to rest.

After a few days rest, Sonja returned to the great hall and waited another day.  Then the few survivors of Kulan Gath's army return and report.  They reported that they were met by Queen Vampirella and her army.  She wore armor and carried a sword.  She fought with Kulan Gath and slew him.

Sonja laughed with satisfaction, knowing that Kulan Gath was humiliated to be slain by Vampirella.  She retreated to the darkest and unvisited part of the castle.  It was time for her to begin the struggle to forgive Kulan Gath with all her heart.  She lay on the floor, folded her hands on her chest and sighed.  It would be hard.

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